"HEY,
WAKE UP!""If you have tried something and failed, you are greatly better off than if you have done
nothing and succeeded"
"HEY,
WAKE UP!"
" I wonder what aliens put this site together?? "
GODONKEY.NET
GoDonkey - 1. A slang term that means to act like
a total ass.
GoDonkey.net - 2. The website where Ed The Human,
G-Rock The Cat and Asia The Cat acts like jackasses.
(Ms. Dorothy says do not include her in this craziness
cause she has too much good sense to act like a jackass!)
Also can be found under
(Definitely not an ordinary site!)
Featuring your site guides:
Asia&G-Rock
(The new cats on the web)
"Watch out! We've got our eyes on you!"
(Click on picture to really
see the cats)
WARNING: THIS SITE HAS LANGUAGE THAT SOME MAY
FIND TO BE OFFENSIVE. NO "F-BOMBS, JUST SOME BAD
WORDS HERE AND THERE.
THE KICKIN CHICKEN SAYS:
This site be kickin like chicken, man!
Thank you and welcome to GoDonkey.net, one of the webs very different yet
quality sites. We truly appreciate your patronage. As you can see we are not
your ordinary site. We truly tried to be different and it shows. Some of our site
usual and unusual features:
Interactivity. We strive to interact with you as much as possible.
The chance to "talk" to your "guides" G-Rock The Cat&Asia The Cat.
We can post your submissions to us if you like.
Frequent Updates.
DO NOT LET G-ROCK AND ASIA OFF THIS SITE...NO MATTER WHAT THEY TELL YOU!!!
Click on the picture to see the TRUE cost of high gas prices
.
(DIM): DUMBASSES,IDIOTS,AND MORONS: STUPID PEOPLE DOING STUPID THINGS.
A book Ed the Human is writing which tells about idiots, morons, and stupid
people doing things that make no sense. Will be a classic!!!!!!!
THE SPAMMYS - Is the name of the awards we give to those jacked up e-mails
we all receive and hate. Asia The Cat is our General in this fight.
FOUL BALLS - Is the title we give to those who do some of the stupidest things
or stupid things happen to them. Here's an example of what's in this section of
our site:
In Pine Creek Valley, Delaware a man tried to get rid of
gunpowder by throwing it into a lit fireplace. Well of course
it exploded, burning him on his head and arms.
Asia responds: " This is what happens when you humans fail first grade
Chemistry. Add to this a lack of good sense on his part.
ARTICLES OF TAXATION - In which we tell our side on the American Tax
system and how much of a pain in the you-know-what it is.
GoDONKEY.NET vs THE NIGERIAN SCAMMERS - In which the three of us
do battle with them Nigerian Nimrod scammers.
G-ROCK AND ASIA ARE HERE BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT ALL THERE!
This site be wayyyyyy
man!
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We accept donations to our site. It costs money and time to maintain all that we are
doing here. If you find something you like here or even if you just want to give to
G-Rock and Asia's Cat Food Fund, please feel free to do so. All donations will be
greatly appreciated. Our mailing address:
P.O. Box 320688
Kansas City, Missouri 64132
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companies on the net. Better than one hosting company we speak of on this site. (See
"Creativity involves taking something common and using your imagination to make it uncommon"
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What's up with that???
