Battling spammers with General Asia The Cat

                                                                                     Asia The Cat says:

                                                                "Don't think I'm sleep spammers. I still have an eye on you".

                                                                              Ed The Human says: "I wish you would move your dang tail Asia".

                                                                                                        (The "What" Edition)

 We're back again with more of those jacked up e-mails. Spammers and idiocy go hand in hand as

you well know. And on this page we will expose some more spammers as being the idiots they are.

Ed Speaks in Green

General Asia The Cat speaks in Red

G-Rock The Cat sometimes speaks in Blue

NOTE: PLEASE DO NOT CLICK ON ANY OF THE LINKS FOR THEY DO STILL WORK!

DON'T LOWER YOURSELF TO THE SPAMMERS ALREADY LOW, LOW, LOW LEVEL!

                                   THE "WHAT'S UP WITH THIS NAME AWARD"

As we see again, spammers are using their idiotic creative abilities to come up with some of the most

interesting names. Now I ask all you good people: Would YOU buy something from a spammer with a

name like this?

Ohhhh, but noooo. I don't think soooo.

I agree with The Human and The One called Asia.

And just in case you get bored, here are some more names for you from the spammers.

 Dennis  Don't pay a fortune for medications! 2.1 k

 Kara Drew AMB|EN VAL|UM C!AL|S V1AGR/\ ` 1.2 k  

 Pete (no subject) 0.9 k  

 John Buy C-ialis Soft Tabs and Save! eql 2.6 k

 Betty SAVE up to 80% on soft-ware! fhg 2.8 k

 Dirk Absolute power for U 1.4 k

  Kenneth FDA Approved Drug lasts 8x longer than Vi-ag-ra 2.1 k

  Alan  Order V1AGRA - Fast Shipping! 1.8 k  

  William  More than 85% off on Adobe and Microsoft Products! 1.8 k

 As you can see the spammers will try to sell you anything and everything. From illegal

software to bootleg Viagra and Cialis, anything goes. Also notice the way they word their

jacked up offers so that they can slip them past your spam filters. And lastly, what's up

with the one first name? Ralph who? Ralph Ratsass? Dennis who? Dennis Dingbat?

                                  WHAT LOAN ???

 Check this out everyone. I am approved for a loan I never applied for. How did that happen?

Hey I know. Must have been one of those 999 people inside me that applied for the loan, and

didn't tell the other 998 of us! HA HA !

Numbers Dennison  Your loan has been approved! (Didn't we deal with this spammer on Page 4???)

Bridget Muller  Final notice: approved.

Casey  your 215,000.00 loan

Ed, you need to loan these spammers some brains. And while you are at it, loan them a bridge

to jump off of.

                                 WHAT MEETING ???

 Why am I getting spams for a meeting I know nothing about?

Marcia Gaston mtg info

Fred Donalds mtg enquiry

I have a size 12 shoe that needs to meet these spammers heads.

Must figure out if the size 12 shoe The Human wants to use on the spammers is the same one

he caught me chewing on. The Human said I need to go see a thing called a psychiatrist. Think

these spammers need this person also. Will ponder hard on this.

                                   WHAT SAMPLE ???

I never knew I had to send this person a sample. I wonder what was I supposed to send a sample

of. Hmmmm.....

I'll send you a sample of something out of my litter box.

                                  I NEED WHAT ???

I am never surprised about how spammers think I need what they are selling. No matter what it is,

they think we need it. And they think we should buy it from them.

Deborah Rangel  You Need This Postmaster

 You NEED to get a life, spammer.

 Hey Deborah, tell me what you need and I will tell you how to get along without it.

                                  WHAT ORDER ???

I wonder what I ordered here. Funny, I don't remember ordering whatever this is. Oh wait, I know.

"Which one of you 998 others ordered this and didn't tell us? You guys better stop doing this to me/

us. It's getting expensive!"

Feel this spammer needs to order some good sense. And while you at it, order me some cat food.

                 That's all on the 7 side. See ya at 8!!!!!

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