SPAM = SAPM (Stupid A** Peoples Mailings)

                        "I'm getting madder by the page at you spammers"

                    "You go girl" General Asia The Cat!!!!

              IN THIS EPISODE OF THE SPAMMYS:

 JACKLEGGED spammers acting like JACKASSES, keep on JACKING around, sending JACKASSED

 e-mails, till everyone's inbox gets all JACKED up.

Ed Speaks in Green

General Asia The Cat speaks in Red

G-Rock The Cat sometimes speaks in Blue

NOTE: SOME OF THE SPAMMYS WILL HAVE ACTUAL WORKING LINKS. PLEASE DO

NOT CLICK ON THEM UNLESS YOU WISH TO GO DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL!!!

         AGAIN, THE MOST JACKED UP NAME SPAMMER AWARD.

Look at the name of this spammer:

Now let's let General Asia The Cat give him a new name:

How about these new names: Lugnut Iamafreakinstupididiot.

DAN - Dumb A** Numbskull

SAM - Stupid A** Moron

CAL- Clown A** Loser

And some more "Names only a mother can love"

 Say What??? Sizemore. Hmmmmm.......

H what? Don't you want to just buy something from someone named "H" who you never met before?

And what decision is he waiting for from me, especially when I never talked to this clown.

And as usual, we have the ONE NAME WINGNUTS SPAMMYS:

And many many more one names I can't list here

                             THE FISHEAD PHISHING AWARD

Them MAD's (Misfits And DimwitS) Phishers are at it again. Look at the following 3 e-mails I received:

Don't know why these dizzbats keep on sending these to The Human. He just ignores them like he does

me when I try to wake him in the morning. Maybe these idiotic idiot phishers can slap him in the face with

their grimy paws like I do to wake him up. Will think on this carefully.

Let me do to these Phishers what I do to fish.

"I'M GOING TO HELP YOU NOT GET A TRAFFIC TICKET. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS

PAY ME FROM MY SPAM" AWARD.

Don't you just love how spammers are so worried about our lives? Our health? Our sex lives? Our education?

And now our traffic tickets. Take a look at these spams I received:

Hey I got an idea! If you spammers pay the ticket I got last week, I will be so grateful that I

will open your spam! I think that's fair. Don't you?

I have a better idea Human. Why don't you turn the spammers into the police???

Good one General Asia. Maybe if you could talk human you could do it for me.

You would not want me to do that Human because I would turn you in for some of the dumb

things I have seen you do. Remember the fork and the toaster and the shock you got?

No comment on Asia's last comment.

           A MEDICAL CURE ANNOUNCED VIA A SPAM

I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!! Science has now decided to announce new cures through spammers!

I must have missed something in the news.

I hope they find a cure for idiocy real soon because ALL you spammers need healing real fast

and real bad.

That's all for episode 6. See Ya at 7!!

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