Stupidity and Spammers are twins.

                                                 "GENERAL" ASIA THE CAT- OUR LEADER ON THE WAR AGAINST SPAM SAYS:

                                              "YOU SPAMMERS SMELL SO BAD, THAT I HAVE TO COVER MY NOSE"

In this episode of "The Spammys", we will see how spammers are so "worried" that we are dumb

and wish to sell us any college degree we want, the first-name-only spammers, and just plain

idiot spammers.

Ed Speaks in Green

General Asia The Cat speaks in Red

G-Rock The Cat sometimes speaks in Blue

NOTE: SOME OF THE SPAMMYS WILL HAVE ACTUAL WORKING LINKS. PLEASE DO

NOT CLICK ON THEM UNLESS YOU WISH TO GO DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL!!!

THE "YOU ARE SO DUMB, THAT WE WILL SELL YOU A DEGREE TO MAKE YOU SMART" AWARD

 These spammers are so concerned about me being a dumbass, that they want to sell me a college

degree to make me a smartass.

 So let me get this straight. I buy an online degree from these jackleggs and then go to try to use it on

a job application and get caught when they really check the degree out carefully. So I get no job and I

still get to pay them for this "degree".  Hmmm... What's jacked with this picture?

 The Human would be a TOTAL dumbass if he bought one of these degrees from a spammer. Think

I will give these spammers a Ph. D in STUPIDITY!!!!

THE "ONE NAME" SPAMMERS AWARDS

 Some spammers just don't have a clue as to marketing. You give me only your first name (And I'm sure

it is a fake) and then you expect me to buy something from you. Guess everyone buys something from

someone they know only their first name and nothing else of. Especially from an e-mail sent to them from

someone they never heard of.   NOTE: These were actual working links that I had to edit to cut down on

page load time.

Felix  Clay  Todd  James  Eugene  Robert  Fred  Conrad  Earl  Devin  Donald  Jamie  David

Larry  Bud  Denny  Joseph  Keith  William  Armand  Garth  Tony  Andy  Fred  Pete  Ben  Craig

Dailey  Brian  Jerry  Jeremy  Max  Johnny  Brian  Matt  Aaron  Michael 

 O.K. spammers this is what's up. Since you only gave us your first names, I am now going to

give you all some last names. Feel free to mix and match the last names with the first names

as you see fit.

 Lugnut  Wingnut  Dingbat  Moron  Idiot  Freakin Idiot  Misfit  Dimwit Nitwit  Foul Ball Creetoid

Jackass  Clown  Jerk  Numbskull  Screwball  Wylie E. Coyote  Furhead  Beetlebrain Dizzbat

 Must figure out why The Human and The One Called Asia fits some of the last names. Also

must think on why the spammers keep on being stupid by sending their no good offers.

Will think on these carefully.

THE ROLEX WATCH SPAMMY AWARD

 Wanna buy a Rolex? Well, instead of buying a $15,000 watch from your local jewelry store, just buy

it from a spammer. Makes a lot of sense to me to buy it from a spammer. (Ohh, but nooo I don't think

sooo!)

Hey spammers, WATCH me raise my middle claw to your foul offer.

And as usual I get spams from idiots trying to sell me illegal computer programs, home loans,

credit cards, etc, etc. Of course I'm not buying. And neither should you.

That's all for this issue of "The Spammys" Catch us on the six side!!!!!

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