No
Spam = Good day.
Them spammers sure are busier than a smart chicken scheming against KFC. They just do
not give up on their bogus a** offers. Well it's time to give them some more Spammys.
Ed Speaks in Green
General Asia The Cat speaks in Red
G-Rock The Cat sometimes speaks in Blue
THE "WE'RE SO WORRIED ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE THAT WE WANT TO SELL
YOU BOOTLEG VIAGRA" AWARD GOES TO:
The following spammers wish to sell me Viagra, Cialis, Xanax, etc, etc.
| Danuta Alfreda | Cia1is $113, \/IAGRA $113, XANAX $109, \/ALIUM $138, L1P1TOR $159, AMB1EN $141, ... |
| Maren Jolene | XANAX $95, VI0XX $123, \/ALIUM $120, \/IAGRA $99, AMB1EN $123, S0MA $99, L1P1TOR... |
| Risa Elizbeth | Cia1is $113, \/IAGRA $113, XANAX $109, \/ALIUM $138, L1P1TOR $159, AMB1EN $141, ... |
| Cherise Season | Cia1is $113, \/IAGRA $113, XANAX $109, \/ALIUM $138, L1P1TOR $159, AMB1EN $141, ... |
| Kimber Eusebia | XANAX $95, VI0XX $123, \/ALIUM $120, \/IAGRA $99, AMB1EN $123, S0MA $99, L1P1TOR... |
| Charmain Lesley | \/ALIUM $120, Cia1is $99, XANAX $95, \/IAGRA $99, VI0XX $123, S0MA $99, L1P1TOR .. |
| Gisele Karisa | \/AL1UM, XANAAX, C1AL1S, \/IAGRA & OTHER MEDS AT EXTREME LOWEST PR1CE earth spee |
| Rayford Spiropoulos | VA||I1UM, ClA1l||S, VI1AGRA. . . |
| Katina Stacie | SHIIP TO ALL COUNTRIES: Cia1is, XANAX, \/IAGRA, VALIUM AT WHOLESALE PRICE go may... |
| Marianela Michael | XANAX, VALIUM, Cia1is, \/IAGRA ALL AT LOWEST PRICE, SHIIP ALL COUNTRIES promise ... |
Leora Mina, Jena Catharine also sent the same e-mails.
Don't it make me feel so special that these spammers are so concerned about my sex life.
I know that a lot of you have received the same above offers as well. Would you trust buying
some sex medicine from someone that sent you a spam like the ones shown above? Ohhh,
but nooo, I don't think sooo!
So what's up on this spammers? Ain't you got anything better to do than to try to sell us some
"medicine" that's probably only sugar pills? You all must think our name is Stu Pidd... like yours!
Don't know why spammers want to help my sex life. Did not know Viagra and Cialis could work
on cats. Wonder if you humans have an anti-stupidity pill that can be sold to all spammers. Must
ask The Human about this. If they do, will make sure he takes the pills too. Especially after I saw
The Human put a brownie in the microwave for 5 minutes and how the microwave looked afterwards.
No comment on G-Rock's reply.
THE "HEY WE CAN CURE WHAT AILS YOU IF YOU JUST ANSWER OUR SPAM"
AWARD.
These spammers wish for me to buy from them so I can be cured from life.
| Adela Faulk | re: Cc:Carries all major meds. |
| Elliot Goldstein | Online overnight phar'm, Carries all major meds. |
| Ingrid Bender | re: Cc:Overnight home delívery on all med. |
| Catalina Biggs | Fwd:re:Got Meds? We GOT EVERYTHíNG! |
| Johanna Reid | Get meds over night - no prescription required |
| Cassie Lange | Fwd:re:Carries all major meds. |
| Adam Austin | bu,y ;prescriptio:n meds online w/out ,pre:script.ion. |
| Morris Mora | re:cc:1\2 med's. Overníght delivery |
| Nichole Weston | re:Carries all major meds. Shipped to your door overnight fedex |
| Randy Willis | Weight Loss Pills, Muscle Relaxants, and more |
| Deana Andrade | re:cc:Get med.s over night - no prescríption necessary |
I wonder if these spammers have a cure for the pain in the a** that their e-mails cause.
These spammers need to take a medicine for being freakin idiots.
THE MOST JACKED UP NAMES SPAMMERS USE AWARD
Spammers are so creative. Especially the names they come up with. Just look at
some of the names they use.
Melanie Gee (That sounds like a rappers name. So we may now have a rapper spammer!)
Allie (Allie WHAT? Allie Dingbat, Allie Jacklegg, Allie Wingnut.) (NOTE: If your name is Allie,
I am not making fun of you personally. Just THIS spammer named Allie)
Shadiest Recombine (What the hell kind of off the wall alias is this? A name like
this makes me want to buy what Shadiest is selling. (Cheap illegal software)
Judy Astroby (Astroby? Astro? She's more spaced out than Me, G-Rock&Asia put together!)
Flannelly Centesimaal Muffins Geodynamic Schmelmer Drumgoole Wrobliski (Is that anything
like a "Jabroni "? Muffins? I didn't know spamming made me hungry.
Guy Fry Townley O. Topside Cocke Barraud (Explain this name???) Blake Numbers
Numbers Denninson (Numbers? I got their numbers all right. It says size 12 upside their heads).
Omar Diplomacy.
Hey spammers, here's a name that fits ya. Jack Ass.
That's all for now. See you on The Spammys, episode 5!!!
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