Spammers need to give away their brains.

                                                                  General Asia The Cat gettin' her battle face on.

                                                                  The "Giveaway" Edition

 As you all can see, them half brained, half assed spammers are still at it.

And since they won't stop spamming us, we won't stop SLAMMIN' them!

 Also, think about this folks: With all these "giveaways" that spammers are

offering us, who is going to pay for them? Surely not the spammer. And

let's say that the spammer sends out 200 million of these spams and let's

say 10, 000 people go for the freebie. Let's also assume that the company

sponsoring the giveaway gets the 10,000 requests for free trips. Do you

REALLY think ANY company in their right mind would give away 10,000

free trips? And lastly, do you really think ANY LEGITIMATE company

would let a spammer HELP them give away 10,000 free trips?

SPECIAL NOTE: Some of the spams listed below have legitimate product 

names and places and legitimate businesses listed on them. These good

businesses do not have nothing to do with these jackassed spammers.

Ed The Human speaks in Green

General Asia The Cat speaks in Red

G-Rock The Cat sometimes speaks in Blue

NOTE: SOME OF THE SPAMMYS WILL HAVE ACTUAL WORKING LINKS. PLEASE DO

NOT CLICK ON THEM UNLESS YOU WISH TO GO DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL!!!

                  THE "WE WANT TO GIVE YOU A FREE TRIP" SPAMMY

 Spammers just love to give us things. This time they want to give away

free trips to Vegas or wherever. I know where I would like to give these

spammers a free trip to. (Think Sing-Sing or Leavenworth or Rikers.)

 Also look at the dates of these spams. Maybe that's when we can claim the

giveaway. Hmmmm.......

This is the same spammer trying to trick us 4 different ways. If this spammer had

half a brain, his ass would be lopsided.

Think I now know why The Human I live with walks funny. Will think on this much.

Don't  go there, G-Rock. Remember who feeds you.

 Also, don't forget that in order to take that trip to Vegas or Cancun or wherever,

you have to be able to get there. And the MAL's (Moronically Attituded Loser)

spammers will even help you to do that too.

This spammer STILL takes trips with LSD. (LSD = Losing Stupid Dumbass)

                                    THE "BE A CRITIC" SPAMMY

 Want to get more free things? Spammers offer us the chance to become a

"critic" and qualify for them.

Do I look like a critic of spammers?

Hell yes you are, Asia! You are a CAVE cat. (CAVE = Cat Against Virtually Everything)

                                    THE "iPHONE" SPAMMY

 The new iPHONE is barely out and spammers claim they can get you a free one.

They work fast, don't they?

If this spammer's IQ were any higher, he'd be a rock.

                                THE "ROLLERCOASTER" SPAMMY

 Want to "get your rollercoaster on"?. Just ask a spammer to help you.

Hey spammer, I think you rode a few too many rollercoasters. That's why

you suffer from Cerebrum Emptius. (An empty head!)

                           THE FREE SHOPPING SPAMMY

Want to go shopping for free? These screwhead spammers  will tell you how.

I wonder how much it will cost foe us to eventually go shopping for free? Hmm....

Hey spammer, let's play horse. I will be the front end and you be yourself.

Good one, General Asia The Cat.

Just wait, Human. I get better.

Ohhh noooo!!!!!!!!!

                             THE "THIRSTY" SPAMMY

Feeling thirsty? Spammers are more than willing to help you relieve your

thirst. They care about us so much, don't you think?

And if you don't like soda, how about some wine?????

This spammer has drank too much wine already.

Maybe that's why he's a beetlebrained idiot.

I think I am rubbing off on you, Human.

Ohhh noooo!!!!! (AGAIN!!!!)

                             THE "HUNGRY" SPAMMY

Hungry for chocolate? This spammer wants to help you get some. Never mind

you going to your favorite discount store to buy it in bulk.

Must figure out if this spammer has been eating my cat food. If he has, will

let The One Called Asia have at him.

Yeah, let me go donkey on this fool. And why can't you get my name right

G-Rock, you wingnut?

                           THE "SMOKERS" SPAMMY

 Spammers want to know how you kill yourself  by what  cigarettes you 

smoke. Wonder if they will help pay your hospital bill?  Hmmmm......

I thought I saw this spammer smoke a cigarette, and the smoke come

out of his ears.

That's because ain't a dang thing up there, Asia.

There seems to be a lot of you Humans like that.

No comment.

                     THE "WE WANT TO GIVE YOU A VIRUS" SPAMMY

 Look at the following spams. All three of them came with attachments with them.

One of the easiest ways to catch a virus is to open an attachment from someone

you do not know. So it is a good chance that by opening one of these, you just

may catch a virus, spyware, Trojan Horse, or be zombied.

These jerknecks need a virus named Claws of Asia The Cat!

These spammers is the reason why we have a middle finger!

Must figure out if the deepness of these Humans thinking is like that of a

parking lot puddle. Will think about this much more.

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