Spammers still acting like morons.
Spammers still acting like morons.
"Still gotta Go Donkey on you spammers"
The "We Want You To" Edition
Well we managed to make it off that unlucky page 13
to page 14. For some weird reason, when dealing with
stupid-ass-spammers, even page 14 isn't lucky. And
WHEN we reach page 20, we still won't be lucky enough
to get rid of these idiots.
Ed The Human speaks in Green
General Asia The Cat speaks in Red
G-Rock The Cat sometimes speaks in Blue
NOTE: SOME OF THE SPAMMYS WILL HAVE ACTUAL WORKING LINKS. PLEASE DO
NOT CLICK ON THEM UNLESS YOU WISH TO GO DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL!!!
THE "WE WANT YOU TO WIN THIS" SPAMMY AWARD
Neptunian Nimrod spammers really want us to win at
whatever game THEY feel like we need to play. Just
take a look at what they have sent me.
| Computer | JackPot total 3 000 000 dol | Tue Jan 01, 2002 | 8k |
This spammer is so jacked up, he can't even get the year right for his spam.
Not to be outdone, I even won lotteries worldwide I never entered.
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IRISH NATIONAL LOTTERY | YOU ARE A WINNER!!! (CONTACT THE FIDUCIARY AGENT) | Mon Dec 18, 2006 | 4k |
| Online Co-ordinator | Congratulation you have won 500,000.00 Pounds | Tue Dec 26, 2006 | 2k |
| Prize America Center | Jackpot Entry Ticket | Wed Dec 20, 2006 | 12k |
Hey spammers, I still love nature in spite of what it did to your brains.
THE "WE WANT YOU TO WIN AT THIS" SPAMMY AWARD
Continuing with the "win this" theme, spammers also want us to
spend our hard earned money at their online casinos. They don't
give 4 rat's asses about the fact that online credit card payments
for casino's are now illegal in the USA.
| You | Play and Win. | Fri Dec 22, 2006 | 2k |
| Religion Textures | Play and Win. | Tue Dec 26, 2006 | 2k |
| Max Ortega | The Best Casino is Here | Fri Dec 29, 2006 | 1k |
Think these spammers proctologists called and said he found
their heads. ThinkThe One called Asia fits this too.
Say what? You clown ass freakin moron G-Rock. Don't get me
started on you too.
Hey you two, play nice....and watch that foul ass language!
Oh shut the &$%^ up, human.
THE "WE DON'T NEED YOUR NAME FOR YOU TO WIN" AWARD
This spam is so creative that I can just win on my initials alone.
Wish I could file taxes this way.
| Authorized Winner Search | Your initials could make you a winner. | Wed Dec 13, 2006 | 24k |
Here's some initials that fit ya, spammer:
DAK - Dumb Ass Knucklehead
MAN - Moron And Nimrod
JUD - Jacked Up Dumbass
THE "WE WANT TO HELP YOU PICK YOUR STOCKS" AWARD
Spammers are so nice. They want to help us in ALL areas of our
lives. Why....they even want to help us pick the right stocks. And
we can send in our money to them for helping us to do so.
| maxy dulcine | Your cash | Wed Dec 27, 2006 | 2k |
Hey spammer, Jesus may love you, but we think you're a CAL.
(CAL- Clown Ass Loser)
Instead of of picking stocks, I think this spammer looks like
something from the STOCKYARD!!! Can you say Moo, Moo!
THE "WE WANT TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR SEX LIFE" SPAMMY
As usual, we get the fake ass sex pills spams. But these ones ALREADY
comes with an order confirmation number. Never ordered anything
from a spammer, NEVER WILL!
| Bridgett Lockhart | Your Order Confirmation - Order ID: C130785 | Sat Dec 23, 2006 | 20k | |
| Bridgett Lockhart | Your Order Confirmation - Order ID: C130785 | Sat Dec 23, 2006 | 20k |
This spammer needs to drink DOWNSTREAM from a herd of cattle!
UGH!
YEECH!
Hey, spammers bring out the worst in me. Them foul mother%*^&$#@.
I think I've created a monster named Asia The Frankencat with a big mouth!
THE "WE WANT YOU TO BUY OUR ILLEGAL SOFTWARE" SPAMMY AWARD
Spammers don't want us to buy any software from the store or from LEGIT
online vendors. They want to sell us their bogus ass software. Never mind
the fact that if we get caught with it, we get to pay a fine and maybe go to
jail too.
| Rickey Foley | Visit it. Order it. Get it. Enjoy it. Software at OEM Store. | Tue Dec 26, 2006 | 2k |
| Eric Dixon | Miecrosoft Office 2007 Enterprise Upgmrade dugdug | Wed Dec 27, 2006 | 29k |
| Patricia Pennington | Microesoft OFFICE 2007 FiNaL existentialize | Mon Dec 25, 2006 | 29k |
These spammers suffer from delusions of having a brain.
Must figure out if The Human we live with has the same problem. Will think
about this much.
Ohh, but noo you didn't G-Rock.
THE "WE WANT YOU TO BUY YOUR EDUCATION FROM US" SPAMMY AWARD
As if the money WE PAY to go to school with is not good enough, spammers
want to sell us diplomas. They want you to be well educated...at their price!
And she was kind enough to include a phone number. How nice!!!!
| (270) 818-7244 Jacklyn | Fw: Need a*{} Diploma? | Sun Dec 24, 2006 | 2k |
Here's a phone number for you, spammer. 1-800-462-43468.
Decode the numbers and you get: 1-800-Im a idiot.
THE "WE WANT YOUR MONEY BY FRAUD" AWARD
Them Fishhead Phishers are at it again. They want to get their grubby paws
on your bank account.
| Fifth Third Bank | Urgent security notification for all clients. [Sun, 24 Dec 2006 06:17:39 -0500] | Sun Dec 24, 2006 | 17k |
Hey spammer, thanks for sending a copy of your email. Too bad I won't
read it. And by the way, you know what to do off of that thing I heard The
Human call a bridge.
And take your spam with you.
This episode of The Spammys is over. Catch us on "Cat channel" 15!!!
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