The "Worried" edition

                                                                 General Asia The Cat takes the lead against idiotic spammers.

 We have hit a double unlucky milestone on this page. We are still

dealing with creetoid spammers and it is page 13. Some morons

just have too much time on their hands, don't they???

Ed Speaks in Green

General Asia The Cat speaks in Red

G-Rock The Cat sometimes speaks in Blue

NOTE: SOME OF THE SPAMMYS WILL HAVE ACTUAL WORKING LINKS. PLEASE DO

NOT CLICK ON THEM UNLESS YOU WISH TO GO DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL!!!

                 THE "WE ARE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR HOUSE" SPAMMY AWARD

 These spammers are so concerned about my house that they want to loan me

hundreds of thousands of dollars on it. The catch is that THEY ARE IN RUSSIA!!!!

Now why would a company in Russia send me e-mails (Spams) wanting to loan

me  large amounts of money? "Come into my trap...er...um, house" the spider said

the fly. And to add to this, since when do people from Russia have names like

Junior Faulkner and Jessie McKinney?

Think these humans come from the place I heard The Human call

Foggy Bottom. The Human said only lugnuts and jackleggs come

from there. Wonder if  the one called Asia is from there too. Will

think about this more.

Don't get me started you Beetlebrain misfit. And why can't my name

ever be just plain Asia? Pull your head out, G-Rock.

                             THE "WE ARE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR SIZE" SPAMMY

 Size does matter to spammers. ESPECIALLY YOUR SIZE GUYS!!! They are ready

and willing to sell you drugs to make you bigger and better. On the whole internet,

this spam is probably the most popular. I get thousands of these every month. Now

they are warning us about fake "enhancement" pills. I am touched deeply at their

concern.

The size of these spammers stupidity is growing every day.

                      WE WORRY ABOUT YOUR WATCH TOO

Spammers worry so much about you and how you look, that they want you to

look your best. This includes you wearing their fake ass watches. So the same

watches I can buy on the street here I now have to buy from a spammer. Hmmm....

Hey spammers, watch me not buy your jacked up watch. Now watch me

call the head doctor so you can have your heads examined.

I would like to watch you raise your middle claw to them too Asia.

       THE "WE WORRY THAT YOU DON'T HAVE WHAT THEY HAVE" SPAMMY

Continuing with the watch theme from the last spammy award, we find out something

amazing: EVEN RICH AND FAMOUS PEOPLE HAVE FAKE ASS WATCHES!!!

This fact is bought out to us by Nimrod spammers. Just have a look.

I guess Bill Gates and Eminem don't have enough money to buy a REAL

Rolex. (According to these spammers)

Bill Gates and Eminem have something else these spammers don't have.

A BRAIN!!!!!!

                                      THE "REFINANCE WITH US" SPAMMY

Let's go back to my house. The spammers are so worried about my house STILL,

that they also want me to refinance with them. Guess my local mortgage companies

are not good enough.

Must figure out if the thing called a burned out light bulb is the same thing these

spammers call a brain. Will think hard about this.

              THE "WE WORRY ABOUT HOW YOU INVEST" SPAMMY AWARD

Spammers even know how to invest your money better than you can. Just answer their

spam and find out how. (You will also find out how fast they will want your money too).

Why don't you spammers invest in some good sense. And while you are at it, invest in

getting a job too.

I agree with the one called Asia.

Not you too, Human!!!

We got off page 13 with nothing bad happening. Catch us on the 14 side!!!!

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