Going into battle with General Asia The Cat
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"L.D.B. (Let's Do Battle), spammers"
(The "Free" Edition)
We're back for page 12. You would think that with all the new anti spam laws
that the government passed, that we would see less spam. But as this page
shows, the spammers have not been listening. IDIOTS!!!!!
Ed Speaks in Green
General Asia The Cat speaks in Red
G-Rock The Cat sometimes speaks in Blue
NOTE: SOME OF THE SPAMMYS WILL HAVE ACTUAL WORKING LINKS. PLEASE DO
NOT CLICK ON THEM UNLESS YOU WISH TO GO DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL!!!
THE "WE WANT TO GIVE YOU SO MUCH FREE STUFF AWARDS"
I feel so dang lucky. These spammers want to give me so many free things, that
I will not ever have to buy any electronics again. Just take a look at all the things
they want me to have. Let's start with Laptop Computers.
I won't bother to put on here the other 82 spams for free laptops.
Let me give you furbrains a free hit on the head with your free laptop.
Will help The One called Asia
Can't you ever just call me Asia, you wingnut?
Now let's go to Digital Cameras
| 10.3 Megapixel Camera | You could get a 10.3 Megapixel Sony Cybershot Digital Camera on us- find out how... |
| New technology | You could get a 10.3 Megapixel Sony Cybershot Digital Camera on us- find out how... |
| Free Digital Camera | Make memories last with a Free 10.3 megapixel Sony Cybershot Digital Camera! | 6k |
| Hot new camera | Take quality pictures with a Free Sony Cybershot Digital Camera- find out how! |
| Digital Photos | Take quality pictures with a Free Sony Cybershot Digital Camera- find out how! |
I count 61 e-mails sent to me about this one. They really want me to have this
new digital camera, don't they?
Why don't you spammers get a picture of a bridge and jump off it.
Hey Asia, maybe I can use my digital camera to take a picture of that!!!!!
I would have liked a picture of your face that time I saw you drink that sour milk.
Don't you ever shut up, Asia?
No.
Now lets go to Free TV
| Wireless TV | We will pay for it...you can take it anywhere- Get a free LocationFree TV! |
| TV on the go | Find out how to get the new Sony LocationFree TV on us! |
| Watch TV anywhere | We will pay for it...you can take it anywhere- Get a free LocationFree TV! |
Got another 33 spams on the free TV. Also here's a free LCD TV for me.
| LCD for you | No more old school TVsfind out how a Sharp Aquos LCD TV could be yours on us! |
| 32 inch widescreen | Upgrade your TV for freeget a new Sharp Aquos LCD TV! |
Think these spammers look like the thing on TV The Human called a brick. Think
they think like this brick thing. Must figure out if this brick thing is smarter than
these spammers.
Hey here's a new one. The spammers want to give me free Christmas shopping
money. Even though Christmas has already passed and still have 10 months
until it comes again. Talk about getting a early start!
| Shop Til Ya Drop | Just in time for holiday shopping...you could get $1000 to shop at stores in you... |
| Your opinion | Need $1000 for Christmas shopping? |
| Money to shop | Need $1000 for your Holiday Shopping? |
I wish you spammers would take a permanent holiday and leave us alone.
Want to have a free day at the spa? Just ask this spammer how!
| Day at the Spa | Find out how to get $1500 Free to go towards a day at the Spa! |
You need a free YEAR in spa Rikers Island Prison, spammer.
I agree with you there, Asia.
And finally, here's a spam for free sunglasses and a purse. I need these like I
need 4 MORE holes in my head.
| Sunglasses and purse set | You'll be styling with new Chanel accessories on us! |
Hey spammer, let me style your face with my claws, Then you would need those
sunglasses for sure!!!
That's it for Page 12 of The Spammys. You know we will be back for that unlucky
page 13!!
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