BOTTOM PAGEHOME PAGE            Spammin' again on page 10

 

 

 

 

                                     THE SPAMMYS PAGE 10

 

 

                                                         General Asia The Cat asks:

                                                            

                                                  " Do I look like I like you spammers?"

 

 

 Welcome to page 10 of The Spammys. As you can all see the spammers will not just leave

us alone. They remind me of that fly that just will not go away. It bugs you so dang much

that you call it some dirty names as you hunt it down with the swatter. Let's hope that we

can make both the fly and the spammers go SPLATTTT!

 

Ed Speaks in Green

General Asia The Cat speaks in Red

G-Rock The Cat sometimes speaks in Blue

 

 NOTE: SOME OF THE SPAMMYS WILL HAVE ACTUAL WORKING LINKS. PLEASE DO

NOT CLICK ON THEM UNLESS YOU WISH TO GO DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL!!!

 

 

                              THE ACCOUNT NUMBER SPAM AWARD

 

 These spammers have decided to issue me an account number even though I never had ANY

dealings with them whatsoever.

 

Amparo Peters Your account #5Z7887 

 Marisa Grimes Your account #955Z7515

Johnnie CarrollYour account #49Z7090

Silvia Granger Your account #2Z7789

 

Someone needs to cancel you spammers accounts...PERMANENTLY!  And I'm just the cat to do it!

 

 

     THE "IT'S SO IMPORTANT WE HAVE TO SPAM YOU ABOUT IT" AWARD

 

 The following spammers feel like their "offer" is so important that they cant wait for me to see it

on TV or hear about it on the radio. I have to get it first from their spam e-mail.

 

Katina Sims  Hot watch for the morning with news out after the ... 

Leonor Huynh This one could be a hot watch tomorrow. News just out 

 Cara HigginsMajor news release for this Co. Watch tomorrow    

 Doris Gunter Read the news now. It could be a big watch tomorr... 

 Anderson Carlson News just released after the close. Tomorrow is t...

Fannie Ingram This one could be a hot watch tomorrow. News just out  

 Sophie Costa We have a hot alert for morning. Big News just come out

 

Don't know where these spammers minds are, Asia.

Maybe it's because their heads are up their ass, G-Rock.

Must think on that one carefully, Asia.

 

 

              THE "WE HAVE SO MUCH MONEY FOR YOU" SPAM AWARD

 

 Spammers must be so rich, that they can offer me huge amounts of money. Take a look at the

following wingnuts and what they have to offer:

 

 Micheal Kennedy We have $319,496 waiting for you

 Kip Bell  We have $524,154 for you and your family  

 Sharon Crosby We have $483,557 waiting for you 

 Selma Dixon  We have $895,962 for you 

 Karla Sinclair We have $639,747 for you and your family 

 Robbie Amos  Receive up to $576,272 

 Helena Weir Obtain up to $539,881 

 Shannon Britton We have $819,657 for you

 Darwin Levy  Get up to $984,289 

 Lynette Mcmahon   We have $446,682 for you and your family 

Gretchen Bergeron  Get up to $923,563

 Lenard Easily earn $168, 655 this year  

 Howard Lancaster We have $166,438 waiting for you

 

Hey spammers... pull your heads out.

Why don't you spammers use all that money to buy yourselves a brain.

 

                                    WE RECOMMEND TO YOU THIS SPAM

 

 These 2 spammers are such "experts", that they have to recommend to me their spam. I feel so

special that they took the time to recommend to me what they are selling and what I'm not buying.

 

Sheldon Tomlinson Miss Tomlinson recommends this

  Mrs Lay recommends this

 

May I recommend a highway for you 2 to play on?

May I recommend a tall bridge for you 2 to jump off of?

May I recommend a rubber room for you 2?

 

 

                     THE "WHAT WAS THIS IDIOT THINKING" SPAM AWARD

 

 Take a look at the title of this spam.

 

Fingal Bacon Not Another Bad Offr

 

Now I ask again: What was this idiot thinking when he came up with this title? Doesn't he know

that ALL SPAMS ARE BAD OFFERS?

 

The title of my new book: Are spammers MAD'S? I think so. (MAD'S = Misfits And DimwitS)

 

 

                                           WHAT SUBJECT ???

 

 These spammers are so lazy, that they will not even give me a subject in their spam. But yet

they expect for me to buy whatever they are selling. Give me a break!!!!

 

James  (no subject)  

ocdjoxfnunefb@cashette.com (no subject) 

 Ashley (no subject)  

  qlus@myway.com(no subject)

  Wilburn Cowan (no subject)

  Matthew (no subject)

 

 Here's a subject you spammers need to take: How to not be a jackass.

 

 

                  HOME PAGE  TOP OF PAGE  SPAMMYS HOME

   Last Page    Next Page

 

                                                                  

                                Guestbook

 

ed

All rights reserved. No part may be copied or reproduced without permission. Please read our PRIVACY POLICY  for more information.