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General Asia The Cat asks:

" Do I look like I like you spammers?"
Welcome to page 10 of The Spammys. As you can all see the spammers will not just leave
us alone. They remind me of that fly that just will not go away. It bugs you so dang much
that you call it some dirty names as you hunt it down with the swatter. Let's hope that we
can make both the fly and the spammers go SPLATTTT!
Ed Speaks in Green
General Asia The Cat speaks in Red
G-Rock The Cat sometimes speaks in Blue
NOTE: SOME OF THE SPAMMYS WILL HAVE ACTUAL WORKING LINKS. PLEASE DO
NOT CLICK ON THEM UNLESS YOU WISH TO GO DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL!!!
THE ACCOUNT NUMBER SPAM AWARD
These spammers have decided to issue me an account number even though I never had ANY
dealings with them whatsoever.
Amparo Peters Your account #5Z7887
Marisa Grimes Your account #955Z7515
Johnnie CarrollYour account #49Z7090Silvia Granger Your account #2Z7789
Someone needs to cancel you spammers accounts...PERMANENTLY! And I'm just the cat to do it!
THE "IT'S SO IMPORTANT WE HAVE TO SPAM YOU ABOUT IT" AWARD
The following spammers feel like their "offer" is so important that they cant wait for me to see it
on TV or hear about it on the radio. I have to get it first from their spam e-mail.
Katina Sims Hot watch for the morning with news out after the ...
Leonor Huynh This one could be a hot watch tomorrow. News just out
Cara HigginsMajor news release for this Co. Watch tomorrow
Doris Gunter Read the news now. It could be a big watch tomorr...
Anderson Carlson News just released after the close. Tomorrow is t...Fannie Ingram This one could be a hot watch tomorrow. News just out
Sophie Costa We have a hot alert for morning. Big News just come out
Don't know where these spammers minds are, Asia.
Maybe it's because their heads are up their ass, G-Rock.
Must think on that one carefully, Asia.
THE "WE HAVE SO MUCH MONEY FOR YOU" SPAM AWARD
Spammers must be so rich, that they can offer me huge amounts of money. Take a look at the
following wingnuts and what they have to offer:
Micheal Kennedy We have $319,496 waiting for you
Kip Bell We have $524,154 for you and your familySharon Crosby We have $483,557 waiting for you
Selma Dixon We have $895,962 for youKarla Sinclair We have $639,747 for you and your family
Robbie Amos Receive up to $576,272Helena Weir Obtain up to $539,881
Shannon Britton We have $819,657 for youDarwin Levy Get up to $984,289
Lynette Mcmahon We have $446,682 for you and your familyGretchen Bergeron Get up to $923,563
Lenard Easily earn $168, 655 this yearHoward Lancaster We have $166,438 waiting for you
Hey spammers... pull your heads out.
Why don't you spammers use all that money to buy yourselves a brain.
WE RECOMMEND TO YOU THIS SPAM
These 2 spammers are such "experts", that they have to recommend to me their spam. I feel so
special that they took the time to recommend to me what they are selling and what I'm not buying.
Sheldon Tomlinson Miss Tomlinson recommends this
May I recommend a highway for you 2 to play on?
May I recommend a tall bridge for you 2 to jump off of?
May I recommend a rubber room for you 2?
THE "WHAT WAS THIS IDIOT THINKING" SPAM AWARD
Take a look at the title of this spam.
Fingal Bacon Not Another Bad Offr
Now I ask again: What was this idiot thinking when he came up with this title? Doesn't he know
that ALL SPAMS ARE BAD OFFERS?
The title of my new book: Are spammers MAD'S? I think so. (MAD'S = Misfits And DimwitS)
WHAT SUBJECT ???
These spammers are so lazy, that they will not even give me a subject in their spam. But yet
they expect for me to buy whatever they are selling. Give me a break!!!!
James (no subject)
ocdjoxfnunefb@cashette.com (no subject)
Ashley (no subject)qlus@myway.com(no subject)
Wilburn Cowan (no subject)Matthew (no subject)
Here's a subject you spammers need to take: How to not be a jackass.
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