Welcome to the first page of "The Spammys" where we give awards to those foul e-mails

that spammers send to all of us all the time. Although we are trying to be humorous here,

we take spam seriously for it is a pain-in-the-you-know-what for all of us. Spammers are

SM's (Stupid Morons) that we will deal with here.

Ed Speaks in Green

General Asia The Cat speaks in Red

G-Rock The Cat sometimes speaks in Blue

 NOTE: SOME OF THE SPAMMYS WILL HAVE ACTUAL WORKING LINKS. PLEASE DO

NOT CLICK ON THEM UNLESS YOU WISH TO GO DOWN TO THEIR LEVEL!!!

THE FOLLOWING SPAMMERS ARE "VERY CONCERNED" ABOUT SELLING ME DRUGS:

Norine Ayako   Breanna Anisa

Lyda Eryn   Loreta Oma

Kris Gray   Loralee Sherika

Tanna Antoinette   Suzann Sherrie

Hortencia Gennie   Willette Nell (Willette is very determined for me to buy her offer. She

sent me two e-mails wanting to sell me Viagra, Cialis, and any other drug of my choice.

How lucky of me. She makes ME feel really important. ME and about a million or two

other people)

Lindsay Cortez   Katherine Boggs

Marion Givens   Alyssa Long

Kip Polk   Curtis Williamson

Antonio Heller   Ollie Ames

Keith Jimenez   Gregg Street (Gregg&Willette sent me 2 e-mails each.)

Randolph Culver   Rosario Rangel

 Hmmmm..... seems like all these spammers are wanting to sell me almost any drug I want.

Are they trying to tell me something? I guess they think I need Xanax, Cialis, etc, etc.

I have an idea. Let me sell you dimwits the droppings that a stray dog left me in my back

yard. I think this would go quite well with your offer.

 Asia Says:  Hey you beetlebrain dingbats. I think you all suffer from delusions of having

good sense. Get a life....and get out of ours!!!!

 THE "PHISHING" AWARD GOES TO....

I got 2 e-mails from "U.S. Bank" telling me to click on a link to "Verify" my account as

being active. Also got 3+ from "Citibank" for the same reason. I know these are some

jacklegged idiots just trying to get my bank account information. No way would these

come from U.S. Bank or Citibank. 2 of them have so many spelling errors that the

idiots need to be hit with a 3rd grade spelling book upside the head. Also I have

included the links these fools sent in the e-mail. PLEASE DO NOT CLICK ON THE

LINKS!!!! THEY ARE BOGUS!!!!!

 www.citibank.com/?ocr0IcUABMjFfL6k6bak6gvnr72gLG28W1EqRFnih1pcnDl371v2w

http://www.citibank.com/domain/redirect/EiCKpN3OxpBkDQCCJNZf9qp111zu4v6p42ymCTcqdHK6oKcTVDuBuQL06yy

 Notice in the second e-mail above the highlighted part. See it redirects you to their bogus site where they

capture all your personal information.

 General Asia Responds:  I didn't know The Human changed my name from Asia The Cat

to Stu Pidd. But you lugnuts names should be changed to Lew Zerrs!

 SPECIAL ALERT: Every 3 days I am getting e-mails from the above spam clowns. They

just won't give up. Never responded to them....never will!

 THE "WHAT A NAME" SPAM AWARD

 Check the name of this spammer out: Pyrex R. Whacking. You gotta love a guy with a name

like that. (We all know it's a fake) But if it was a real name, could you imagine telling everyone

your name? " Whats up...I'm Pyrex man "  This spammer has a good imagination. I would like

to imagine him NOT in my e-mail box.

 And I thought MY name G-Rock The Cat was strange. Don't know why The Human named me this.

Must ask him this after I hit him in the face with my tail a few times.

 Since Mr. Pyrex R. Whacking opened this can of worms, let me let them all out. All these

spammers wish to sell me illegal Microsoft products. They don't care a rats @ss that it is

illegal and if I am caught I face a fine and /or prison.

We can also include the following spammers in this list, who also wish to send me the same offer like the 9 ladies above:

Dagny Chantel   Dorria Viva

Ivonne Fannie   Fermina Luba

Luann Leonie (You mean Luann LOONY!)

Faustina Ernestina (Didn't Faust make a deal with the devil? So with a name like Faustina

means by responding to her spam, I will be making a deal with a she-devil. Ohh, but no I

don't think so).

Claudette James   Jani Quinn   Lina Raymonde

Reuben Velez   Bambi Barbra (Gotta love this fake name)

 O.K. Let me ask all of you spammers this? WHEN I go to jail for buying your illegal programs,

are you going to pay my bail to get me out because you helped me to go to jail? Hmmm....

 Why don't you spammers buy a smart program to replace the stupid one in your

defective brains?

 Don't know why these misfits continue to send these offers when they know they are

against the law. Will think of ways to send their names to the police. Hope they go to

jail and get fined. Also will flip them off with my middle claw.

THE SEPTIC TANK SPAMMY AWARD - Goes to the following idiots....er....spammers:

Muffett Tegethoff (How can I lose by sending my money to someone named Muffett???)

Dulberg Fontanini (Don't you just love these jacked up names they come up with???)

Beiler Fordyce   Dannelley Rumps (Rumps? Septic Tank? Is there a connection here

or what? I'd like to put a size 12 foot up Mr. Rumps rump!!!)

Chisem Sise   Swelgart Scot

 Can you feel the love they have for our toilets/septic systems? Makes me wanna go take

a you-know-what.

 Hey spammer, why don't you use your head as a septic tank cleaner in my litterbox!

That's enough of me dealing with these fools for now. We will keep you up to date

on The Spammys as we receive them. And if you would like to add a spam that you

have received, please send us an e-mail telling us about it.

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