IDIOTS,MORONS,AND DUMBASSES PAGE 3

WHAT CAUSES STUPIDITY?????

That my friends is the million dollar question. What are some of the causes

of being a wingnut? A lugnut? A CFI? To tell you honestly, I do not have a

simple answer to that question. All I can do is to offer you some theories as

to why people like 54 year old Willie Windsor of Phoenix, Arizona who has

lived as a baby full time by wearing diapers, a bonnet, eating baby food,

sucking on a pacifier, and living in a house filled with oversized baby fur-

nature. This clown even taught himself to pee in his diaper and not to use

the toilet!

Or why Russian “Astrologist” Marina Bai filed a lawsuit in Moscow against

NASA claiming that her business will be ruined if they are allowed to crash

a rocket into the Tempel 1 comet. Bai said the crash would interfere with the

natural life of the universe, which will in turn harm her system of spiritual values.

And she is seeking 8.7 billion rubles (About $311 million).

As I stated earlier there is no simple answer. We have advanced so far as a

race with so many advances in medicine, technology, science, and much more.

But yet MAD’s like Karen Stoltzman of Sheboygan Wisconsin dug up her ex

boyfriend’s cremated remains more than 10 years ago to keep them, and

while she was in the grave, SHE DRANK THE BEER THAT WAS BURIED

WITH HIM FROM 10 YEARS AGO!!!

You gotta be freakin nuts to dig up AN EX BOYFRIEND’S ASHES and then

DRINK10 YEAR OLD BEER that was buried with him. What’s jacked up with

this picture?

One theory is that people have been stupid for a long time and nothing has

changed as far as that goes. I gave you proof of this theory in the last section

when I gave you my take on the bible character Balaam. That was quite a few

centuries ago when Balaam showed to us that he was a CFI. Another theory

is that people are being hit with so many things in so many different ways that

they do not concentrate on what the hell they are doing and end up hitting a

foul ball to deep left and really screwing things up.

Again I can offer you proof of this from Howard, Wisconsin in which a man and

his wife put 3 handguns along with the bullets for them IN THE OVEN and then

went on vacation. Well these two “wizards” came back from vacation and turned

on the oven, forgetting about the

guns and the bullets in there. The two had to take cover behind the refrigerator

when the bullets started going off in the oven. The husband told police that he

thought the guns and the bullets would be safe in the oven if someone broke in

their house while they were gone on vacation. So in a normal house, this lugnut

could not think of anywhere else to hide his guns and bullets except the oven?

Not under the sink, or in a garage, or even with the pots and pans? The oven

was the best place he could think of?

Still another is that we teach and /or have taught stupidity to our kids and they are

just putting into practice what they have learned. Again I give to you examples. In

March of 2004, Andy Schmeltzer, a baseball coach at Hirschi High School in

Wichita Falls, Texas, was placed on leave when he bought a baseball bat into a

teachers room and asked her to change some grades and then slammed the bat

down on a desk to make his point. This happened IN A SCHOOL WHERE KIDS

ARE TAUGHT! Add this one to the why-some-of-our-kids-are-stupid file: In

August of 2005, Alberta Rose of Brookfield, Wisconsin left for vacation to Lake

Tahoe, California even though her 14 year old daughter was missing. Her daughter

was later found in Baytown, Texas, lured there by a 37 year old man she met over

the internet. Rose had reported her daughter missing 12 days earlier, but because

she and her boyfriend had non refundable airline tickets, decided to take the vacation

anyway and to leave the police her cell phone number in case her daughter made it

back home.

And to bring this point home, In January 2006, 17 year old Doug Anglin filed a formal

complaint with the U.S. Department of Education against Milton High School because

Anglin claims the school discriminates against boys by giving better grades to students

that “sit down, follow orders, and listen to what teachers and school staff say”. Anglin

told a Boston Globe reporter that “Men naturally go against this and rebel”.

Still one more reason why there are so many FM's out there is because of the reasoning

of Danish Professor Ahuld Nihud (name spelling-???). While listening to the BBC one

night (I think the night was October 7,2003) the good professor said that he thinks that

the reason why there are so many stupid people in the world is because the people on the

on the lower 20% of the IQ scale are having and have had more children than the people

on the upper 20% of the IQ scale.

Maybe this would explain why in Manchester, England, a 26 year old college student was

diagnosed with repetitive strain injury because he had been drinking AT LEAST 25 PINTS

of beer A WEEK at a tavern. Or in Davenport, Iowa during a presidential debate between

President Bush and presidential candidate John Kerry, Moronically Attituded Dumbasses

(MAD's2) decided to rob 3 banks in August of 2004. Or why James Clifford Hanna of The

Yukon Territory in Canada argued his court case in February of 2006 that since he never

formally accepted the name James Clifford Hanna, he should not be forced to pay the taxes

of the name James Clifford Hanna. Needless to say, he lost.

Again I have to admit that I do not know what causes stupidity. All I can do is to just give you

some theories and some proof that there are a lot of idiots out there and we don't know why.