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GoDONKEY.NET
vs.
THE NIGERIAN SCAMMERS

(Asia speaks in Red)

(G-Rock speaks in blue)

(The Human Ed speaks in green)

SCAM LETTER #1:

KEEP THIS 15 MILLION DOLLARS SECRET.

Let's start off with an email I got from a MAD (Moronically

Attituded Dumbass) that wants me to help him get $15

million dollars out of Nigeria, and to keep it secret.

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
TREASURY DEPT OF C.B.N
TINUBU SQUARE, VICTORIA ISLAND, LAGOS-NIGERIA

ATTN: Sir/Madam

Sequel to the secretive arrangement in regards of the Shipment of your contract sum, part payment of Fifteen Million United States Dollars (US$15,000,000.00), I wish to inform you that all necessary modalities have been automatically concluded and have left C.B.N office to the Courier Services today by Express Cargo Flight.

Note carefully the content of the crate is "MONEY" but I did not disclose it to the Courier Services as Money, rather I informed them that the crate contain Vital "DIPLOMATIC DOCUMENTS" belonging to my client (That is you).

Furthermore, the weight of the consignment is 120kg On No account should you disclose the content of the Crate with the Courier Services for fear of Betrayal so do not allow them to know that the Content is money.

In the meantime, contact the Courier Services as soon as you receive this E-mail via their email address: (diplocouserv5@yahoo.it)

For you to know the actual situationwith the consignment and also give them YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS where the consignment will be Delivered and then get back to me as soonas possible So that I can give you THE KEY CODE NUMBER of the consignment and also the VITAL DOCUMENTS that will prove you rightful owner of this consignment as soon as they arrive.

Congratulations and remain blessed.

Best Regards,
Rev. Chima Beko.
C. B .N TREASURY DIRECTOR

We will let General Asia The Cat take on the first scammer.

Now let me see if I get this straight. You fools want to

"secretly" send $15 million dollars out the country IN A

CRATE! A FREAKIN CRATE! SHEEEESH!! Hell, you idiots

can't even spell right. And you THINK I am going to "help"

you? What kind of wacked out, Nigerian Nutweed have you

clowns been smoking?

I suggest you put yourselves in a crate and ship yourselves

to the nearest prison.

SCAM LETTER #2:

LET ME HELP YOU CLAIM YOUR $15.5 MILLION

DOLLAR INHERITANCE.

I wonder how I inherited all this money? There must be a long

lost uncle I knew nothing about until this scammer...er..."family

member" from Nigeria sent me this email. So nice and thoughtful

of them!!!!!

FROM THE DESK OF MR ADAMS OLABISI
DIRECTOR,INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE
FOREIGN OPERATIONS DEPT,
UNION BANK OF NIGERIA PLC,
LAGOS-NIGERIA.

ATTENTION:SIR/MA
YOUR INHERITANCE FUNDS OF $15.5M
THIS IS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT YOUR OVER DUE INHERITANCE FUNDS HAS BEEN
GAZZETED TO BE RELEASED, VIA KEY TELEX TRANSFER (KTT )-DIRECT WIRE
TRANSFER TO YOU BY THE SENATE COMMITTEE FOR FOREIGN OVER DUE FUND
TRANSFER. MEANWHILE,A WOMAN CAME TO MY OFFICE FEW DAYS AGO WITH A
LETTER,CLAIMING TO BE YOUR TRUE
REPRESENTATIVE.
HERE ARE HER
INFORMATIONS:
NAME JANET WHITE
BANK NAME: CITI BANK,YORK.
BANK ADDRESS:
NEW YORK, USA.
ACCOUNT Number: 6503809428.
PLEASE,DO RECONFIRM TO THIS OFFICE ,AS A MATTER OF URGENCY IF THIS
WOMAN IS FROM YOU SO THAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WILL NOT BEHELD
RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYING INTO THE WRONG ACCOUNT NAME.
THE RESERVE BANK GOVERNOR,EXECUTIVE, BOARD OF DIRECTORS AND THE SENATE
COMMITTEE FOR FOREIGN OVER DUE INHERITTANCE FUND HAVE APPROVED AND
ACCREDITED THIS REPUTABLE BANK WITH THE OFFICE OF THE
DIRECTOR,INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE / FOREIGN OPERATIONS,TO HANDLE AND
TRANSFER ALL FOREIGN INHERITTANCE FUNDS THIS SECOND QUARTER PAYMENT OF
THE YEAR.
HOWEVER,WE SHALL PROCEED TO ISSUE ALL PAYMENTS DETAILS TO THE SAID
MRS.WHITE,IF WE DO NOT HEAR FROM YOU WITHIN THE NEXT SEVEN WORKING DAYS
FROM TODAY.
CONGRATULATIONS IN ADVANCE.
BEST REGARDS,
MR ADAMS OLABISI
DIRECTOR, INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE
FOREIGN OPERATIONS DEPT,
UNION BANK OF NIGERIA PLC,
+2348024014720
LAGOS-NIGERIA.
CC: ALL FOREIGN INHERITTANCE FUNDS
CC:CENTRAL BANK GOVERNOR
CC: BOARD OF DIRECTORS [FPD]
CC: ACCOUNTANT GENERAL OF NIGERIA

Now let me be not-so-nice and let "The General" speak her mind.

The Human Ed inherit $15.5 million dollars? Hell, I think his off-the-wall,

jacked up ass needs to inherit some sanity! With a web site like this, do

you think he is sane?

And as for you, scammer, tell Mrs. White that Asia The Cat said for her

(And you AND the "money" to take a flying leap into a loaded beartrap.

I think you MAD's (Moronically Attituded Dumbasses) need to inherit

a life...and get the hell out of mine!

What's up with all the capital letters? If you are going to try to scam me,

at least have enough good sense to use proper punctuation and spelling.

This just goes to show how much of a SAL (Stupid Ass Loser) this scammer

really is.

As for you Asia, I am insane because I live with you and G-Rock!

SCAM LETTER #3:

WE ARE READY WHEN YOU ARE TO TAKE...

ER...MOVE MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.

What??? They already are ready to move money into my account? And

with "help" from the Nigerian government, the IMF AND a trip through

Poland by a courier. They are willing to go through all this just for me.

That makes me feel so special!!!!! Awww, thanks guys!!!!!!

TELE:+234-80-63759238

                 CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
              TINUBU SQUARE,VICTORIA ISLAND,
                    LAGOS-NIGERIA
                [OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR]

We received a payment credit instruction from the federal Government
of Nigeria
to credit your account with your full contract funds from the Nigerian reserve
account with our bank.

This is to notify you that you funds has been programmed for immediate release
into your nominated account but we can not transfer this funds direct to your
nominated bank account, because we are having a little problem with
International Monetary Fund (IMF) so our method of payment is by diplomati
courier service

Be inform that every arrangement regarding your cash payment through
diplomatic
services has been made; note that your funds have been package like a
consignment.

Be informing that the Diplomatic Agency has to move down to your Country in
order to deliver the Consignment to your doorstep.

Note that as soon as the Diplomatic arrive to your Country they will
give you a
call immediately to enable you help them to get (Yellow Tag Paper).

You have to help the diplomats to get (yellow Tag Paper) so that the customs
and immigration will not stop them in Airport, for security reason you are
advice to follow the rules and regulation of the diplomats for easy collection
of the consignment, you have to be to welcome the diplomatic agent, to enable
them deliver the Consignment to you immediately, be inform that as soon as the
diplomatic obtain the above name certificate they will deliver the Consignment
to your door step

To remind you that the diplomats has a transit to Poland and finally to arrive
at your Country as the last destination on their diplomatic travel route this
week,

I want you to send your direct mobile phone and your home address to me
immediately, so that as soon as the diplomatic arrive in State they will call
you immediately to notify PRIVATE EMAIL chukwuma_cnnig_bankcbn55@yahoo.it

YOURS SINCERELY,

PROFESSOR CHARLES C. SOLUDO,
GOVERNOR, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN).
PRIVATE EMAIL chukwuma_cnnig_bankcbn55@yahoo.it
TELE:+234-80-63759238

Go get em' "General"

I think I need to move my claws across his face. Then he needs

to move his ass to jail.

I also will credit your account with something from my litter box.

You HAD! (Half Assed Dingbat)

SCAM LETTER #4:

SAME SCAMMER, SAME SCAM, DIFFERENT WORDS.

In scam #3, we see this ledneck at work. Well just look at what the

same clown has tried to do in scam letter #4.

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
TINUBU SQUARE,VICTORIA ISLAND,
LAGOS-NIGERIA.
OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
TEL:+234-80-62127207
OUR REF: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/07

Attn: ESTEEM BENEFICIARY

IMMEDIATE PAYMENT OF YOUR CONTRACT INHERITANCE ON CONTRACT
#:MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009.

Following the protest of the International Community, The World Bank, IMF and the instruction by the President and Commander in Chief of the armed forces(ALLAHAJI MUSA YARDUA) that all outstanding forieghn debts especially next of kin payment should be released to the benefeciaries forthwith unconditionally.

From the records of outstanding contractors due for payment with the Government of Nigeria. Your name and company was discovered as next of kin on the list of the outstanding contractors who have not received their payments. I wish to inform you that your payment is being processed and will be released to you as soon as you respond to this letter. Also note that from the record in my file, your outstanding contract payment is (Ten Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars).

Please re-confirm to me if this is inline with what you have in your record and also re-confirm to me the followings:

1) Your full name.
2) Phone, Fax and Mobile #.
3) Company name, Position and Address.
4) Profession, age,sex and marital status.
5) Any kind of identification

As soon as this information are received, your payment will be made to you in a certified bank draft or wired to your bank account directly from Central bank of Nigeria or any of the sisters bank and the a copy of transfer confirmation informations will be given to you for you to take to your bank and confirm it.

YOURS SINCERELY,

PROFESSOR CHUKWUMA .C. SOLUDO
GOVERNOR, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN)

Some of you humans are such BFI's (Big Freakin Idiots!)

So you think you have wits, do you scammer? I say you are

half right, you half wit dumbass.

Think this scammer is the reason why God gave we cats a

middle claw, and you humans a middle finger. Will think on

this much.

That's all for Page 1. Catch up with us on page 2!!!!!